NOT ME MONDAY #5

You all know the rules to this fantastic operation of denying I'm not a perfect mother, but if this is your first time reading a Not Me Monday head over to MckMama's blog for all the details.
However, if this is indeed not your first time viewing all of the things I most certainly DID NOT do this week, then read on my friend. And if you're brave, try it out on your own!

Others and myself consider me to be a bit of a food and label reading snob. I buy organic and local when I can. I won't buy many "inner-isle" items, but things like bread, rice, and cereal is as 100% whole wheat and free of lots of sugar and high fructose corn syrup as I can get it. I most certainly NEVER buy fun food! So, there is obviously NO WAY that I let my Peach eat fast food for lunch three days in a row this week. Her grandma DIDN'T bring over McDonalds after preschool on Tuesday. Wednesday was library day until about noonish, and this preggo was NOT super hungry. Since the library is waaaay across town, there was no way I could make that drive, unload all of the kids and then cook them all lunch in time to save my stocmach. So we totally DIDN'T stop at a local hamburger-type shop to enjoy chicken nuggets, fries, and free chocolate ice cream. And finally, on Thursday, the Peach invited me as a guest to her preschool. I had planned a special lunch date with her after school way before I knew she'd be eating out the two days before. So, I DIDN'T keep our plans and take her to the yummiest sandwich shop in town. NOPE, I'd never let the kids eat so much junk in such a short amount of time.

I have NOT thought of another 'K' name for the new baby recently. People get confused by my kids' names already, why would I add to that confusion.

My youngest, the Bug, is a habitual pooper in the tub. My husband tends to be on bath duty more often than not- so when I hear the older two yell out, "She pooped dad, she pooped again," I WOULD NEVER laugh my tookis off as I rush upstairs to assist. I can't imagine being that rude when I know good and well that if the situation were reversed I might find it a bit irritating that my husband was laughing.

I was not totally stoked this week when PRES. OBABMA signed his first bill into law. I definitely HAD NO INTEREST in the fact that now women will have an easier time getting the money they are owed. The fact that women are just now getting this right DOES NOT TOTALLY IRRITATE ME! I'm NOT STILL sitting her amazed that it's 2009 and women are still working their way up in the workforce.

So, aren't you glad that I'm not one of those moms who lets their sweeties eat junk. Gosh, I couldn't live with myself if I ever let my kids eat take-out thre days in a row. I'm glad I have a place where I can tell you all how happy I am that I'm perfect.